LIFE BOAT
Proposal for performance
2004
 
 
 
No’s    3, 9, 17 & 24                           Sit upon a bench that is four feet long
No’s    7,19 & 16                                They stand behind
No’s    14,21,15 & 8                           Stand in front of the people sitting on the bench
No’s    21,22 & 45                              Stand behind 14,21,15 & 8 (which ever way the above face 3,9,17 & 24)
No’s    21,22 & 45                              burst into rapturous applause
No       16                                            Looks on standing 7ft away left of the bench
No’s    19 & 5                                     Both people wear hats
No’s    49 & 53                                   Walk around the bench
No       72                                            Walks backwards
No’s    32,39,19,42,81 & 2                 Lay down on the floor
No’s    11,39,5,22,16, 21 & 58           All wear lipstick
No’s    49 & 58                                   Are wearing headphones
No’s    33,66,77,88 & 99                   Never make eye contact with each other. They walk around trying to avoid each other.If they
                                                            naturally they meet or come too close proximity = 
No       17                                            Blows a whistle
No’s    21, 3, 18, 32, 45 & 0               All hold up red cards on hearing the whistle
No       13                                            Shows potential
No       69                                            Are two people and conjoined
No       10                                            Is longing to join with No’s 19 & 5 yet does not show himself to them except to No. 22
No       15                                            Looks after all the lipstick
No       87                                            Keeps a hold of No.55’s Hat
No’s    55, 72, 14, 27, 20 & 74           are eating fruit, they talk about ‘loss’.

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Found last Tuesday the lost Island of 'UT'. I found 'UT' in nearby woods whilst out walking...the Island was hopelesly lost when I happen to come upon it. The Island continues to be in an anxious state. The Island resides in my back garden, alas I cannot sadly give it the due space it requires and I am not close to the sea...collect at anytime, substantiation of ownership would be useful.